youtube.com/thamysterymask

humorprince:

it’s really hard when you’re in a group of friends and each of them has their own “best friend” in the group.

saddestblogger:

ah yes, tumblr drama. it reminds me of the hunt

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

crustypork:

when you’re hungry and your friends won’t share their food with you

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I have sex with my pastor and I smile at his wife and children every Sunday and tell them they look pretty
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i-fuckinghateyall:

kngshxt:

kingrodney5:

profashionall:

Well that escalated quickly…

Lmaool

This person truly needs jesus

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

college: what are you good at?
me: procrastination

wifiweed:

*goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*